Capo 3

Intro: Bm Em, Bm Em

Em                          G
Did you learn your lines today?
D
Well, there is no rehearsal.
Em                         G
The tickets have all been sold
D                   Em
For tomorrow's matinee.

Em                            G D
There's a telegram from the writer,
D
But there is no rehearsal.
Em                        G
The electrician has been told
D                        Em
To make the spotlights brighter.
 

          D               Dsus4
There is one seat in the circle
              C      D        A
Five hundred million in the stalls.
       D                  Dsus4
Simply everyone will be there,
         C      D       B
But the safety curtain falls
 

Em                            G       D
When the bomb that's in the dressing room
D
Blows the windows from their frames.
Em                       G  D
And the prompter in his corner
D                 Em
is sorry that he came.

Instrumental:
B, G#, F, D,
B, G#, F, D,
B, G#, F, D,

B, G#, F, D,

G, Em

Intro repeat: Bm, Em, Bm, Em...

Guitar solo over:
Em G D
Em G D Em
Em G D
Em G D Em
 

* Spoken: *
There is one seat in the circle
Five hundred million in the stalls.
Simply everyone will be there
But the safety curtain falls
When the bomb that's in the dressing room
Blows the windows from their frames.
And the prompter in his corner is sorry that he came.
 

* Chords as above... *

When the bomb that's in the dressing room
Blows the windows from their frames.
And the prompter in his corner is sorry that he came.

Did you learn your lines today?
Well there is no rehearsal.
The interval will last until
The ice-cream lady melts away.

The twelve piece orchestra are here,
But there is no rehearsal.
The first violinist's hands are chilled
He's gone deaf in both ears.
 

Well, the scenery is colorful,
But the paint is so damn thin.
You see the wall behind is crumbling,
And the stage door is bricked in.
 

But the audience keep arriving
'til they're standing in the wings.
And we take the final curtain call,
And the ceiling crashes in.