TWO FINGERS

TRANSCRIBED BY  "Tim Sullivan" <seamus1234@cox.net>
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I'll see you at the weighing in when your life's sum total's
 
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made.

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(Sax)
 
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I'll see you   at the Weighing In   when your life's sum
 
 
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total's made.        And you set your wealth in goodly  deeds
 
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against  the sins  you've   laid. And you  place your final
 
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burden  on your hard pressed next of kin.  Send the chamber  pot
 
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back down the line to be filled up again,____oh.
 
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As you slip on the greasy plat form and land upon your
 
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back.              You make  a wish and you wipe your nose
 
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up-on the railway track.            While the high strung loco  -
 
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mo  tive      with furnace burning bright           lumbers on, you
 
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wave  good bye     and the sparks fade into the night,     yeah.
 
 
And the hard headed miracle worker who bathes his hands in blood, will welcome you to the final "nod" and cover your with mud. And he'll say you really should make a deal as he offers 'round the hat. You'd better lick two fingers clean--he'll thank you all for that.
 
And as you join the Good Ship Earth, and you mingle with the dust. You'd better leave your underpants with someone you cn trust. And the old man with the telescope cuts the final strand--
you'd better lick two fingers clean before you shake his hand.